Sunday, March 10, 2013

Green Eggs and SPAM

One of the irritants of having a blog is the spam comments. I love comments so much, and I get so excited whenever I get an email alerting me to a new one, but lately the only comments I get are anonymous ones which are so ridiculous it's obvious it's some kind of automated system designed to try and get return traffic.


But because alot of these comments give me a laugh, I thought I'd share them with you. Since I've gotten most of these comments several times over, I'm sure theres nothing new here for the bloggers out here that occasionally stumble my way for a read. I'm guessing we all get them. But for everyone else, have a laugh at what the trollbots come up with.


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Um, ouch much? My spammer has decided since gratuitous and gibberish flattery doesn't work he will critique my blog?

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Yeah, I got nothing. It doesn’t matter how many times I read this one it still doesn’t make enough sense to mock.

What's your favourite spam comment? Either my own or one that you have received? 

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